L.A. Advertising Agency, Mistress, Denies Having John Edwards’ Love-Child

LOS ANGELES--(EON: Enhanced Online News)--Mistress, a new Los Angeles advertising agency would like to make public record it played no role in any baby-making activities with John Edwards.

Furthermore, Mistress categorically denies any sort of relationship with the politician, apart from watching a televised interview in October 2006 from which Mistress did not fall pregnant.

Mistress did not receive any payment for not having a baby, for having a baby, or not not having a baby. In fact Mistress doesn’t even like babies, apart from the funny roller-skating ones.

Mistress has never been pregnant and has never featured in any type of film or video tape with John Edwards before, afterwards or during the previously mentioned broadcast.

Mistress does however acknowledge that relationships often need their passion re-ignited, and sometimes only a third party with an insatiable appetite for excitement can achieve that.

For this reason five partners, from Sydney, New York and Berlin rendezvoused in Los Angeles to create Mistress, - a fresh alternative to the bunker-down and marry-up approach of traditional ad agencies, with no strings attached.

Simply put, she’s not interested in the advertising agency equivalent of folding your socks, cleaning the bathroom or removing the lint from the dryer – nor in being your AOR. She’d rather be your Mistress.

If a party does fall in love, which is often the case, Mistress is happy to service her client’s needs for a more permanent arrangement.

About Mistress:

Mistress is Scott Harris and Damien Eley, internationally-awarded creative directors who worked in Sydney and New York before recently leaving Mother London after winning agency of the decade.

Mistress’s strategic side is Christian Jacobsen, former Ogilvy strategist who ran Red Bull with entrepreneur Jens Stoelken at Kastner and Partners for the last five years.

Blake E. Marquis, is a high-profile artist and designer who regularly collaborates with Shepard Fairey and is currently exhibiting in LA.

Mistress is already intimately involved in the affairs of several high profile brands.

Mistress can confirm she has been involved with Vita Coco coconut water since September building up to their re-launch last Sunday which saw the signing of Madonna, Matthew McConaughey, Demi Moore and Gavin Rossdale.

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